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SUCH A NICE S** STORY :) had to share

Last weekend i was wankered out in the town and ended up goin back to some birds gaff...
cos i was so fukt on the way i stopped at my m8s house t get some viagra (man i was gna need it )

ANYWAY we got back to hers and i took the viagra in the bathroom , after a bit of foreplay b4 i even banged her i needed a piss so i went to the bathroom....

If any1 has tired to have a piss b4 with a huge stonk-on , ull no how hard it is and u end up forcing it out ....

WELL I FORCED and i FORCED

eventually forced so hard I s*** , It seemed to exlpode all over the shower door

took me a few seconds to realize wat id done pmsl so i grabbed her towels and wiped it all up ( which ended up smearing it more)
AND
as im such a nice person i put the s*** stained towels in the boiler cupboard

went back into the bedroom , did wat i had to do and then left
AND NEVER LOOKED BACK !!!